This DNF'd Runner On Board sign tells the world you didn’t quit, you just redefined success. This 10"x10" bold yellow sign is your badge of honor, your warning to tailgaters, and your gentle plea for some post-DNF compassion.
Made from durable, weather-resistant plastic, this sign stands up to harsh conditions—just like you did (almost). The included suction cup makes it easy to slap onto your car window, broadcasting to the world: I came, I saw, the wheels came off.
And for other drivers? It’s a polite heads-up: please give me space—I’m fragile, emotionally recovering, and possibly still cramping.
