While your friends' kids were busy starting families or climbing the corporate ladder, your 35-year-old was out on 4th Street, grinding hill reps like a legend. Janet won’t stop bragging about her son graduating med school? One look at this bumper sticker will have her rethinking her life choices and wishing her little golden child had chosen a worthwhile pursuit.
This 8"x2" vinyl sticker isn’t just a badge of honor for the minivan; it’s a contract. A motivator. Because the only feeling greater than the pride of slapping this on your bumper is the shame of having to scrape it off if the grind ever stops.
