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At DNF Report, we’re dedicated to delivering the gritty, unfiltered stories that shape the world of running. From hard-hitting investigative pieces on trail drama and ultra-marathon politics to in-depth analyses of pacing mishaps and aid station controversies, DNF Report leaves no race recap unwritten.
Our team of field-tested journalists tackles the sport’s most pressing issues. We dig deeper, ask the tough questions, and bring you the stories others are too afraid to chase down.
FACE OF SCOTT JUREK MIRACULOUSLY APPEARS ON SLICE OF TOFURKY IN THANKSGIVING APPARITION
- Nov 28, 2024
HOW TO STAY HUMBLE EVEN THOUGH YOU BEAT YOUR SHITHEAD BROTHER-IN-LAW AT THE NEIGHBORHOOD TURKEY TROT
- Nov 28, 2024
RFK JR. ANNOUNCES INTENT TO CLOSE ALL AID STATIONS DUE TO CONCERNS OF ULTRAPROCESSED FOODS
- Nov 16, 2024
AID STATION CAPTAIN ONLY ENCOURAGING RUNNER NOT TO DROP BECAUSE HE DOESN’T WANT TO DRIVE THEIR SWEATY ASS BACK TO THE FINISH IN HIS BRAND NEW KIA
- Nov 12, 2024